He was smart & he knew it. But then to confirm his smartness he asked a few questions to himself & wandered for answers rest of his life


“Her lips are poisoned, don’t..” but no one heard the best man cry out and the crowd gathered around the fallen groom. The bride had fled.


He gave the dog a bath, Then he took one. He put the food on his plate, and threw a piece at the dog. The dog bit him and he shot it.


The old town had a hundred people, fifty were blind in the left eye and the other fifty in the right. But they always walked in pairs