He had everything planned; the dates, time and even the tickets were booked. But he never made it that far and fell flat for her smile
He was smart & he knew it. But then to confirm his smartness he asked a few questions to himself & wandered for answers rest of his life
“Her lips are poisoned, don’t..” but no one heard the best man cry out and the crowd gathered around the fallen groom. The bride had fled.
He gave the dog a bath, Then he took one. He put the food on his plate, and threw a piece at the dog. The dog bit him and he shot it.
She never asked him why, Nor did he tell her. Then he jumped off the running train. By then it was too late for questions.
The old town had a hundred people, fifty were blind in the left eye and the other fifty in the right. But they always walked in pairs
He walked up to her with the knife in his hand. She threw the groceries bag at him and ran “Today it is your turn to cut the apples”
A Pilot’s wage
The guy next seat in the business class, “How much do pilots make?”, “Less than us I presume.” He replied “Scary!” The guy mumbled.
A Vegetarian Dream
Yesterday he dreamt being a vegetarian, he loved it. Today he had a filling breakfast with sausage, bacon and eggs, he loved it too
She started running seeing the guy behind her. He was too fast for her and reached the counter and bought the last ticket